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Alan Baker & Martin Richmond
Former playing stalwarts. Former Committee stalwarts. Current "moaning about the players, the committee and the lack of commitment in the younger generation" stalwarts.

Andrew Clews
Natural born leader of men, business guru and, basically, just a chilled out entertainer. There is no "I" in Team, but there is a "Me" if you look close enough!!!

Andy Lloyd
Small balding little batsman who gets hit more often than James Brown’s wife. Counts his batting average in yards.

Andy Robson
Smaller of the twins. Returning to the club after a spell in the wilderness. May have to be prevented from bowling to allow the game to go past 4pm.

Ben Chapman
Best likeness we have. Anyone spotting this man should call Crimewatch on 0845 999 999. Police say you should not approach him as he is known to be constantly skint and will ponce drinks from you.

Charles Crawley
A long time ago in a land far, far away he played for a team called Bramham. Pissed off to Harrogate, the little Judas, but all is forgiven now.

Tom & Chris Franklin
Not prepared to say which one is which, but anyone who knows them will have a pretty good idea.

Chris Elliot – Sicknote 1
Returned to the club last year, played one game and missed the rest of the season sick. They make them pretty tough up North!

Dave Baker
Ageing Pakistani former cricketer. Now pursuing a career in politics and international diplomacy following a disastrous marriage to a Western (Leeds) woman.

Dave Robson – Sicknote 2
Last season played less that a Panda with a porn mag. Missed the entire winter nets through injury. Miraculous recovery once the sun shone and we stopped practicing

Elliot Griffiths
One of an increasing number of juniors of an increasing size. Will be a six foot Biffa by the end of the season

Glyn Tasker
Ageless Peter Pan and irritating wanker. Some evidence that he may have had sex by now – his son Earl Junior.

Jason Westerman
Never-grow-old boy wizard. Able to make the ball travel enormous distances using only the opposing batsmen’s bat.

Neal Kidd
To be honest, only included due to his unbelievable resemblance to Sam the American Eagle. Will be hoping not to have to turn out this year.

Paul Lockwood
DJ, Poet, Fashion Icon and international traveler. Allegedly back to the club after a global tour behind the decks…….

Paul Smith
Under-rated defender who left behind he blossoming cricket career to pursue to perform on the theatre of dreams. Still plays when time allows (Phil Neville – Lancs CCC for Manchester United. Paul Smith – Bramham 2’s for Tad Magnets)

Pete Glover
Huge ginner. Running short of picture ideas by this time and could only come up with this git who score when England last lost to the USA and is now David Beckham’s boss. Do you think he will play any shots at Posh…..?

Peter Hughes
All round tough guy in the Brian Close mould. Waved the white flag and stopped coming to Nets after Pete Glover’s part time off-spin put the willies up him.

Richard Gomersall
Suave, sophisticated and the Housewives favorite – except in his own house! Plays whenever his Fairy Godmother gets him a Pumpkin Carriage away from his cellar prison. Still late for the ball regardless if it is anything more than medium paced.

Richard Howard
Second team Captain. Helpful not to be in the same side as Richard Gomersall since we only have the one mirror in the home dressing room. Amateur builder also!

Rob Howard
The mail-man always delivers, if you know what I mean! Sometimes the delivery of the ball could be faster if he ran with it instead of releasing it though.

Scott Phillips
Like to say Shrek’s strength and Rooney’s pace. Actually Shrek’s physique and Rooney’s preference for the older lady! Anyone requiring more details should ask his mum’s mates.

Steve Halloway
Second team older statesman. As such he has seen more rubbish than the junk-yard. Takes it well though and comes back week after week. We are beginning to suspect Alzheimer’s and his inability to recall events from week to week.

Steve Pinn
A run-up like a cross between a cat on a hot tin roof and Virgil Tracy trying to make it to the crapper on the set of Thunderbirds during an urgent case of the tom-tits.

Trevor Howard
Another postman/ cricketer. This picture was taken before the days when stamps stuck themselves on and when you occasionally got delivered something other than bills and an invitation to join a record club.

Will Martin
All round posh boy with a few too many academic qualifications to be hanging around with a bunch like this. Only plays actual sport in the summer and spends the winter doing something called hockey, or is it netball, or is it synchronised swimming, or is it ballet or…………